E3 2012 Wishlist

So this is what I want BUT will never see more than likely at E3 2012

Pokemon Console RPG
Come on Nintedo, make it happen. you know we all want it and always have and XD isnt good enough.

Megaman Legends 3
Dont fuck with your fans capcom. you were my religion for many years. you said it was going to be based on how the demo dose but NOOO you tell us its cool if we just want to watch. and we do, and you pull the rug from under the gamers. come on man, just undo your sins and give us the game

Viewtiful Joe 3
I know its been a long time but come on capcom, the end of 2 told us 3 will be the final chapter.... then nothing but a shitty spin off and fighting game. seriously, make this happen capcom

Psychonauts 2
One of the best and well written games ever made and its selling like hotcakes on steam. yeah no reason to make a sequel.

Skies of Arcadia 2
Man the first game was such an overlooked gem. first of all it has Pirates, 2nt of all its a JRPG, case JRPGs now save for Persona and the SMT games tend to lack creativity. 3rd of all it has FUCKING SKY PIRATES WITH SECRET HANDSHAKES MAN

Non-shitty Console Numbed  Final Fantasy
I used to love Final Fantasy. hell 6 is my favorite game of all time, but after 7 it got weird, then after 10 you just said "Fuck it, lets make all the games suck dick now. we know they will sell"

So those are just a few games I want to see, but im sure I will never see
What are some games you want to see but probably will not see?

Poor Chikorita

Im playing Pokemon Heart Gold now and I picked Totodial as I always do but im thinking, man it must suck to pick Chikorita. most of the early game Pokes are strong against the thing or resist it. hell the first 2 gyms you are at a huge disadvantage.
Why would gamefreak do this? I dont understand. its so counter-intuitive because Chikoritas stats suck as well as dose its coverage. the other 2 learn the elemental punches so they can go "weaknesses? whats that" but Chikorita just kinda sucks

Oliver North in COD ad

Something I cant help but find strange is that Oliver North (A dude who did some high treason and covered Nixon's ass) is on an Ad for the new Call of Duty game. isnt that kinda like Mike Tyson selling denchers or OJ Simpson selling knives?
in any case it really doesn't make the argument for taking games seriously as an art form look any good.

Here is a link to the ad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8CGK_QkadM

Google Damnit Cartoon Network.

I think im going to take a moment out to talk about Cartoon Network while im still mad about other stuff, and by talk I mean complain, duh.

so its been a while scene ive watched TV that wasn't the news, The History Channel or Discovery, this is mostly because I R Sofisticated but really because I don't get cable in my room. a few days ago I got the chance to watch Cartoon Network. and what did I see you ask? well actually I don't care if you didn't ask. I'm going to tell you anyway. I saw.... non cartoons. I mean like Reality shows. I said to myself "The Fuck is this shit? THIS IS BLASPHEMY!"

its called Cartoon Network for a reason. I watch it so I don't need to deal with real life, I watch it so I can watch some cartoons. Hell I hate real life. In fact I think YT User MovieBob says it the best "I don't like reality, I have to live in it, and it sucks. its drab, dingy, quality control is a fucking joke, one one can fly and all the dinosaurs are dead" now although this was in regards so Video games I think its point still applys: Reality bites.

I understand that I am having a bit of a slowpoke moment. these Non cartoons on cartoon network are not new and the TV went down the drain when I was about 9 but still my point remains. Why the fuck would I want to see reality TV on something called Cartoon Network?